It begins

Like everyone else in the world, I figured I would start a blog. As the name suggests, I am a true martini lover. Notice the word "true." No abominations like the apple-tini, the scourge of the martini world. Plenty of gin and a few olives are all you'll find in my glass. Hell, I don't even use vermouth most of the time. Of course, this would be pretty boring if all I did was act like the martini snob that I am... so instead it will be life through a martini drinker's eyes. From the classiness of the first cocktail to the debauchery that ensues... that's what I intend to talk about. I hope you'll get a few laughs out of it and enjoy the ride... I know I do.